Top 40+ True Friendship Quotes - Inspiring, Cute & Funny

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A true friend freely, advises justly, assists readily, adventures boldly, takes all patiently, defends courageously, and continues a friend unchangeably. - William Penn

The essence of true friendship is to make allowance for another's little lapses. - David Storey

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else. - Len Wein

Real friendship is shown in times of trouble; prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasow

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. - Charles Caleb Colton

Top 40+ True Friendship Quotes - Inspiring

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Erich Segal

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

True friendship consists not in the multitude of friends, but in their worth and value. - Ben Jonson

A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.” - William Blake

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” - Mark Twain

“A friend to all is a friend to none.” - Aristotle

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.” - Helen Keller

“Never shall I forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours.” - Ludwig von Beethoven

“The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.” - Abraham Lincoln

“There is a magic in the memory of a schoolboy friendship. It softens the heart, and even affects the nervous system of those who have no heart.” - Benjamin Disraeli

“If you go out looking for friends, you’re going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you’ll find them everywhere.” - Zig Ziglar

“Nothing makes the earth seem so spacious as to have friends at a distance; they make the latitudes and longitudes.” - Henry David Thoreau

“A blow from your friend is better than a kiss from your enemy.” - Pythagoras

“Loyalty is what we seek in friendship.” - Cicero

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch.” - Winnie-the-Pooh

“A real friend steps in when the rest of the world steps out.”

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”

“Our most intimate friend is not he to whom we show the worst, but the best of our nature.” - Nathaniel Hawthorne

“If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.” - Michel de Montaigne

“One who knows how to show and to accept kindness will be a friend better than any possession.” 

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” - Oprah Winfrey

“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.” - Otto von Bismarck

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” - Linda Grayson

“Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears.” - John Lennon

“You have been my friends. That in itself is a tremendous thing.” - E.B. White

“Betray a friend, and you’ll often find you have ruined yourself.” - Aesop

“A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.”

“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.” - Henry Ford

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have.” - Abraham Lincoln

“A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“A good friend will always stab you in the front.” - Oscar Wilde

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Best Friend Quotes | Funny Cute Friendship Quotes

Funny Cute Friendship Quotes and Best Friendship Quotes

Friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older. Just like us... I get better, you get older.

Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart,.but best friends don't carry knives.

Friends keep you from doing stupid things... alone!

Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.

Sometimes I wish I were you, so I could be friends with me.

A good friend is cheaper than therapy.

On eBay looking for a friend...they have good deals you know!

A good friend will pick you up when you fall; but a best friend will help you up, laugh and trip you again.

A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awsome."

True friends are like Chinese take out, they are; depenable, enjoyable, and just a phone call away.

Some Cute Best Friend Quotes 

You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

A good friend is one who knows your strengths and weaknesses and still treasures you for who you are.

A friend indeed is someone who stands by you in hard times and always celebrate your successes.

A friend who understands your tears and failures is precious than a million of friends who only know yours happiness and achievements.

Anyone can make you joyful by doing something great but a special friend can make you happy without having done anything special for you.

Friendship does not requires daily conversation or being together everyday but rather true friendship resides in the hearts no matter what the distance or interval of conversation.

Best friend is someone whom you can pour out the contents of your heart to him or her trusting that he or she will handle it diligently, keep what is worth and let the rest go without shaking off the contents to unintended recipients.

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked - Bernard Meltzer

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success - Doug Larson

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - John Churton Collins

There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Benjamin Franklin

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. - Harry S. Truman

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read - Groucho Marx

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. - George Carlin

Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces. - Anne Lindbergh

When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.' - Groucho Marx

I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street - Virginia Woolf

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier - Diane Von Furstenberg

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia - Dame Edna Everage

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.

If you lend a friend five dollars and never see him again, it was worth it.

True friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don't believe that this condition is permanent. - Erwin T. Randall

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me - Garry Shandling

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian proverb

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. - Edwin Arlington Robinson

Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it. - Belgicia Howell

At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry - Victor Hugo

If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky - S.E. Hinton

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. - Charles Caleb Colton

Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason - Mason Cooley

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Best Collection Funny Valentines Day Quotes 2016

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Best Collection Funny Valentines Day Quotes 2016

If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

I'm not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine. -Author Unknown

"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."

Why should you never breakup with a goalie?

Because he’s a keeper.

I would have asked for your number, and I wouldn’t have been able to wait twenty-four hours before calling you and saying, “Hey, how about… oh, how about some coffee or, you know, drinks or dinner or a movie… for as long as we both shall live?” – You’ve Got Mail

'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'

Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Girl: Yes, February 14th.

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.

"Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever."

"Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day."

To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. -Albert Einstein

Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. -Jon Stewart

I used to think that my life was perfect until I met you. You showed me all that was missing without a wonderful woman in my life. Happy Valentine’s Day and I’ll love you always. – Latin Times

‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon -Author Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.

I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.

I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day. -Mo Rocca

If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.

If you live to a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. – Winnie the Pooh

"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."

I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony was missing a ring.

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! -Mike Birbiglia

To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!

It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together … and I knew it. – Tom Hanks, Sleepless In Seattle

I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. -Tracy Smith

The best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. That’s what I hope to give you forever. – The Notebook

‘Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.’

I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.

"Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too."

You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.

I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there’s a life after that, I’ll love you then. – Cassandra Clare, City of Glass

“Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life”

My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.

I wish my Valentine won’t run on batteries.

For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.

What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.

If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…

Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.

It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.

I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.

Funny Valentine’s day greetings and wishes

I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.

I love you just the way I am

A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!

I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.

Darling, will you be my player number 2?

To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!

A recommendation for girls for St. Valentine’s day: if you want to be successful among guys during St. Valentine’s day and lucky afterwards, the only ring you may were during the Day of Love is the contraceptive ring in your vagina.

I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.

You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)

I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!

You’ve to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.

You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.

I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.

I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day.

Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.

I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.

I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.

Darling, it’s already too late to break up with me before Valentine’s Day.

Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift you’ll give me for this Valentine’s Day

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Top 50+ Funny Life Quotes January 2016

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Top 50+ Funny Life Quotes 2016

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Funny Quotes About Life

Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.

God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.

Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.

I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.

Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :) Life: LOL, give me a second!

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? 

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!

If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling. 

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.

When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. 

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. 

If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!

I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.

Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.

One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.

You already know something you don't even know that you know.

My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.

Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.

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Best Funny Work Quotes

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Best 25+ Funny Work Quotes 

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. 

Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X. 

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. 

Why can't cats work on the computer? They get too distracted chasing the mouse around. 

Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. 

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' 

New year resolutions you can actually keep! Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more. Go shopping more often. Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers. Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits. Do less exercise and watch more TV. 

Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. 

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. 

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. 

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. 

Some people go to the office in a Hyundai, some in a Ferrari, my office *is* a Boeing 747.

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. 

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. 

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. 

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. 

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. 

I love my job only when I'm on vacation. 

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year. 

Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs. 

The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.

Actual meanings of various terms: TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on. HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems. IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry. INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary. 

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice' ? 

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.

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