Funny Cute Friendship Quotes and Best Friendship Quotes
Friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older. Just like us... I get better, you get older.
Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart,.but best friends don't carry knives.
Friends keep you from doing stupid things... alone!
Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
Sometimes I wish I were you, so I could be friends with me.
A good friend is cheaper than therapy.
On eBay looking for a friend...they have good deals you know!
A good friend will pick you up when you fall; but a best friend will help you up, laugh and trip you again.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "That was awsome."
True friends are like Chinese take out, they are; depenable, enjoyable, and just a phone call away.
Some Cute Best Friend Quotes
You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
A good friend is one who knows your strengths and weaknesses and still treasures you for who you are.
A friend indeed is someone who stands by you in hard times and always celebrate your successes.
A friend who understands your tears and failures is precious than a million of friends who only know yours happiness and achievements.
Anyone can make you joyful by doing something great but a special friend can make you happy without having done anything special for you.
Friendship does not requires daily conversation or being together everyday but rather true friendship resides in the hearts no matter what the distance or interval of conversation.
Best friend is someone whom you can pour out the contents of your heart to him or her trusting that he or she will handle it diligently, keep what is worth and let the rest go without shaking off the contents to unintended recipients.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked - Bernard Meltzer
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success - Doug Larson
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - John Churton Collins
There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. - Benjamin Franklin
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. - Harry S. Truman
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read - Groucho Marx
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. - George Carlin
Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces. - Anne Lindbergh
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.' - Groucho Marx
I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street - Virginia Woolf
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier - Diane Von Furstenberg
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia - Dame Edna Everage
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.
If you lend a friend five dollars and never see him again, it was worth it.
True friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don't believe that this condition is permanent. - Erwin T. Randall
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me - Garry Shandling
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian proverb
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. - Edwin Arlington Robinson
Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it. - Belgicia Howell
At the shrine of friendship never say die, let the wine of friendship never run dry - Victor Hugo
If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky - S.E. Hinton
True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. - Charles Caleb Colton
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason - Mason Cooley
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