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If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
I'm not trying to hit on you, or throw you a line. I just want you to be my Valentine. -Author Unknown
"What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."
Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.
I would have asked for your number, and I wouldn’t have been able to wait twenty-four hours before calling you and saying, “Hey, how about… oh, how about some coffee or, you know, drinks or dinner or a movie… for as long as we both shall live?” – You’ve Got Mail
'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'
Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Girl: Yes, February 14th.
I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.
"Happy Valentine's Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever."
"Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as extortion day."
To comfort your sister if she’s alone during Valentine’s day, you may say: 80 percent of my socks are single but I have never seen them crying because of that.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. -Albert Einstein
Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything. -Jon Stewart
I used to think that my life was perfect until I met you. You showed me all that was missing without a wonderful woman in my life. Happy Valentine’s Day and I’ll love you always. – Latin Times
‘Love is like a river, always changing, but always finding you again somewhere down the road.’
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon -Author Unknown
Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love.
I hope you can finish better this Valentine’s Day than the Seattle Seahawks this year.
I have a dream, and a plan, to combine the commercial possibilities of Valentine's Day with the substance and meaning of black history month. I call it: Blackentine's Day. -Mo Rocca
If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love.
If you live to a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. – Winnie the Pooh
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
I hope you noticed that not only the Sochi Olympics opening ceremony was missing a ring.
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! -Mike Birbiglia
To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!
It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together … and I knew it. – Tom Hanks, Sleepless In Seattle
I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV. -Tracy Smith
The best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. That’s what I hope to give you forever. – The Notebook
‘Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.’
I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.
"Love doesn't grow on trees like apples in Eden - it's something you have to make. And you must use your imagination too."
You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.
I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there’s a life after that, I’ll love you then. – Cassandra Clare, City of Glass
“Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life”
My boyfriend told me I can do with him whatever I want on Valentine’s Day, so I tied him up and went to the nightclub.
I wish my Valentine won’t run on batteries.
For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn’t do.
What’s does my perfect Valentine’s day look like? I am sitting at work with 5 cell phones in front of me and people are calling me every 10 minutes to buy one of the 50 reservations that I made in different restaurants.
If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.
If you feel sad that you stay alone during Valentine‘s day, just remember that nobody loves you on any of those other 355 days of the year.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the couples, wish your love last forever and to all single people wish your batteries last forever…
Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.
Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!
Love doesn’t have a price tag on it, but all its accessories has.
It would be great if Valentine’s Day came with a fast-forward button.
I trust you plan more for Valentine’s Day than Russia prepared for the Olympics.
Funny Valentine’s day greetings and wishes
I‘m only in this for your cute butt. Obviously. Happy Valentine‘s day.
I love you just the way I am
A real confession: You mean so much more to me than my new iPhone!
I do not need a photograph to remember you, because you are always on my mind.
Darling, will you be my player number 2?
To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!
A recommendation for girls for St. Valentine’s day: if you want to be successful among guys during St. Valentine’s day and lucky afterwards, the only ring you may were during the Day of Love is the contraceptive ring in your vagina.
I would love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.
You would be perfect (if only you lost 20 pounds)
I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!
You’ve to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.
You should leave office earlier today so your colleagues will think you have some romantic plans for Valentine’s Day.
I wish you would be my emergency contact person one day.
I’m celebrating no need to celebrate Valentine’s Day.
Congratulations! You are my first repetitive Valentine.
I suspect you was cheating, your gift for me was too amazing.
I want to say thank you for the flowers I’m going to send to myself and pretend are from you.
Darling, it’s already too late to break up with me before Valentine’s Day.
Don’t worry, I know the perfect gift you’ll give me for this Valentine’s Day
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