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Top 50+ Funny Life Quotes 2016
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.
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Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.
God please give me patience, if you give me strength I will just punch them in the face.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
Life is not about how you survive the storm, it's about how you dance in the rain.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much.
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :) Life: LOL, give me a second!
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't like the thought of being gone so long!
If life is not smiling at you, give it a good tickling.
Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me!
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut.
The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm.
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight.
One small decision can change your life! That's why I always let someone else make my decisions, that way if something goes wrong I have somebody to blame other than myself.
You already know something you don't even know that you know.
My silence spoke a thousand words, but you never heard them.
Life always offers you a second chance. It's called tomorrow.
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